aellagirl:

This man is my spirit animal.

aellagirl:

This man is my spirit animal.

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

After brutally murdering a shopkeeper in cold blood because he gave our barbarian a funny look.
DM: Whilst looking through his pockets you find a note with a picture attached. The picture is of his wife and daughter and the note says "glad you are retiring tomorrow, let's celebrate at the inn!"
Thief: Is the wife hot?

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

yoshikuroi:

sunshine-and-pie:

ircnpatriot:

as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

I am familiar with that question.

APPARENTLY THEY’RE YELLING AT EACH OTHER ON SET AND THE GENERAL VIBE IS PETER CAPALDI DECLARING THAT HE WILL NOT BE CHASED OFF THIS SHOW

PETER CAPALDI HAS REFUSED TO HAVE A STORY LINE WHERE HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH CLARA

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tinalikesbutts:

of all the things I will ever be sorry for, this will not be one of them

tokidoki-hokeypokey:

A Ghibli movie raided the train.

talesof4chan:

4chan goldtalesof4chan.tumblr.com

whoa, gaslighting with pineapples.

talesof4chan:

4chan gold
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

whoa, gaslighting with pineapples.

Vitamin String Quartet - Mr. Brightside
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alayhwmikibo:

black-battler:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

image

HEY. WHOA. HOLD UP A FOR A GODDAMN SECOND. THIS IS VITAMIN STRING QUARTET. THEY’RE A REALLY COOL GODDAMN GROUP THAT DO MOTHERFUCKIN COVERS OF ALL SORTS OF SONGS, LIKE HEY, WE GOT, SNOW BY RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS???? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS, WHAT!? YOU WANNA FUCKING GET LUCKY, WELL GET LUCKY TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TWIST ME UP AND CALL ME A FUCKING NOODLE THIS GROUP IS THE FUCKING SHIT ANYWAYS, HERE’S WONDERWALL

yeahwriters:

1. This looks like the weirdest movie ever.

2. Daniel Radcliffe sounds like a COMPLETELY different person with an American accent. His voice literally sounds lower.

3. Oh look, a movie where Daniel Radcliffe makes friends with a snake!

theoffice-confessions:

"I’ve been watching The Office for too long and when people around me say something stupid, I look away and stare at nothing like I’m looking in the camera."

theoffice-confessions:

"I’ve been watching The Office for too long and when people around me say something stupid, I look away and stare at nothing like I’m looking in the camera."

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aposse:

(x)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame 

mourniarty:

I love this man

mourniarty:

I love this man